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Jul 21, 2014 / 76,529 notes

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

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Jul 21, 2014 / 118,176 notes
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badplanets:

She flirted 
"write about me" 

and I told her
"break my heart first"

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Jul 21, 2014 / 7 notes

god5:

I’m 18 in 3 days

Jul 21, 2014 / 210,561 notes

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Jul 21, 2014 / 233,971 notes

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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Jul 21, 2014 / 104,853 notes

nynamo:

oh hey seems like a nice post  i guess ill reblo-

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nevermind

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Jul 21, 2014 / 568,916 notes

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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Jul 21, 2014 / 77,985 notes

lindsaylohansmugshot:

*puts on leather jacket* i really love that band arctic monkeys *lights cigarette* have you ever heard that song “Do I Wanna Know?” Probably not haha theyre really indie

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thehealthywarrior:

miamiacoda:

swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots.

this post is a mess.
Jul 21, 2014 / 491,023 notes

thehealthywarrior:

miamiacoda:

swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots.

this post is a mess.

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Jul 21, 2014 / 93,360 notes

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tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon
Jul 21, 2014 / 82,650 notes

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

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Jul 21, 2014 / 52,512 notes
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abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

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Jul 21, 2014 / 43,834 notes

unconfuses:

how awesome would it be if you could just mute people on a daily basis tho

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